Hot Pants, Cold Feet Planning a wedding one disaster at a time

• The caterers
• The dress shop
• The rap video
• The seating plan

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• Yes, if my partner wanted me to
• Yes, if I was the one with money
• No, it’s bad luck
• No, it’ll just make it harder to get his money after I leave him!

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• Romantic
• Inexpensive
• Selfish
• When you intentionally lengthen your ear lobes

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• Paris
• Prince Edward Island
• City Hall
• Maternity Ward

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• Yes, because that poor slob has no shot.
• Yes, if I get backstage passes.
• No, I’m jealous enough as it is!
• No, because I don’t want to catch whatever Lindsay Lohan/A-Rod has.

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• 2
• 25
• 50
• That’s disgusting. Parents will be there!

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• The price
• The venue
• The food
• The bride/groom

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• Paper
• Twine
• Glass
• The only one he will remember

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• Matt
• Stacey
• Matt's parents
• Single people (because these two are off the market!)

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• A year
• Five years
• Until the second kid is teething
• They’ll get divorced on the honeymoon.

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• 1
• 2
• 3
• Pump ‘em out Mormon style!

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